Rule #1

IF HE'S NOT DOIN YOU... HE'S DOIN SOMEONE ELSE.

I never understood why people take this rule and subconsciously put it on the back burner. They pity their boyfriends/fiancés/husbands and blame it on stress, not enough sleep, a busy schedule, or furthermore, and may I say in an extreme case of denial, a medical problem. Hey Blondie: there is never an excuse for your man to say no to sex, period—unless you’re on your period, and that’s a whole other ballgame. Note: you can never have too much sex. Write this down: You’re an idiot if you think otherwise. Even one of my closest, and I would like to say wisest friends, has fell prey to avoiding the obvious.
So, let me lay the scenario out for you. Her husband comes home; her being the seductive tigress she is, donning a black negligee and pumps proceeds to undo his pants in the kitchen and go down on him. His dumb ass, on the other hand, places his hands on her shoulders and politely raises her, and asks her to stop for he has had a long day. After she goes on to explain to him that this was a gesture to relax, a gift if you will, he STILL refused- he refused not just sex, a fucking blow job- and proceeds to plop down on the couch to watch the days episode of Sports Center.
I am absolutely sure that about 90% of us have found ourselves dumbfounded in a situation remarkably close to this one. Sad but true. What do we do? What is our primal reaction? We get fucking pissed! I know good and well I’ve marched myself straight into the other room, through on my sweats and headed straight to the gym. Why? Because if I did stay, my 100 dollar platforms were going to go straight through that 50” flat screen, if not straight up his ass.
Do yourself a favor, stop trying. Relax and just watch. I guarantee if you close your pearly gates the gates to reality will open. And even if “someone else” happens to be an over the top porn addiction, the answers are there and you will have found your replacement.