Rule #2

 Don’t fish in the same pond as you swim in.

If I had a dime for every time I did this…I mean heard this.

Fact: 82% of relationships start in the workplace. 82 percent!!! For the mathematically challenged, that’s over half.

 For those of you who read the tabloids and sneer at all the politicians plowing their secretaries and getting caught, are you surprised? I’m not. On top of that, you have obviously never worked in the service industry.

These men and women are around each other 24 hrs a day, and we all know their wives are too busy getting their hair blown out to actually give a blow job. I can’t blame them for getting some TLC. Now, what I can blame them for is why the secretary? Like that’s not the oldest infidelity in the book, your wife will never expect you to sleep with the 22 year old leggy blonde, at the front desk, busting out her blouse. Now, take that same bimbo and put her across the street at Starbucks, and you have a much safer scenario…and free lattes.

I get it. It’s the risk; the convenience. Let’s step into this little place I like to call reality though. Unless love blossoms and you hear wedding bells, when all the kink runs out and you get bored, guess who you’re stuck with? That’s right, that leggy blonde who’s now threatening to expose the affair. And let’s face it, it’s never mutual when shit in the workplace ends. So, if you’re not quitting, they’re not quitting, and not one of you signed a “Pre-fucking” clause; save yourself a lot of drama and late nights at the office and go swim across the street.